at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
I’m not for abortion I’m for every woman having the right to choose what to do with her own body I’m for preventing the fear of what to do with a child that is unwanted or unplanned I’m for protecting women from back-ally abortions because they have no other option.
thats why it’s called pro-choice, not pro-abortion